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Turn Your Piss Into Gold

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Scientists have unlocked a secret that has been hidden for centuries. Stop pissing away your wealth! Sign up today for a free Appraisal Jug to see if your urine can be turned into pure American Gold! Urine must be at least one week old. Only male urine will be accepted.

 

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Scientists have unlocked a secret that has been hidden for centuries. Stop pissing away your wealth! Sign up today for a free Appraisal Jug to see if your urine can be turned into pure American Gold! Urine must be at least one week old. Only male urine will be accepted.

 

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