The Onion Headline Bandana

Face it, your bandana is lacking. What does yours say about you? That you like wearing squares on your head? Maybe that you support the New Orleans Saints football team? Or perhaps that you briefly traveled to South America? This new bandana from The Onion is different. Wearing it says “I stay on top of the news,” as well as “I respect the historical context The Onion brings to its reporting.” You can also use it to keep the sweat out of your eyes, allowing you to see the admiration you’ll receive from people on the street.